It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.... It's Not Like It Was When I Was Growing Up. My Mom And My Grandmother Told Me How It Was Going To Be. If I Didn't Like It, They Said, Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out. Parents Have To Take Better Control.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.