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I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.

The First Time With Artistic Endeavors Is, If It's Working, It Was Your Idea, And If It's Not, It's Somebody Else's Idea.

Sinclair Lewis Was Asked One Time To Give A Talk To Class Of Students About Writing. When He Got There He Asked The Class, Do You People Want To Be Writers?and They All Said Yes. Then Lewis Said, Why The Hell Aren't You At Home Writing?

I've Been Polite And I've Always Shown Up. Somebody Asked Me If I Had Any Advice For Young People Entering The Business. I Said: "yeah, Show Up.