Is That Weird, Taking My Louis Vuitton

I'm Not Anorexic. I'm From Texas. Are There People From Texas That Are Anorexic? I've Never Heard Of One. And That Includes Me.

Marriage Is Unbelievable, I Couldn't Be More In Love.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids In The Pool.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.