Industry, Perseverance, And Frugality Make Fortune Yield.

If You Would Persuade, You Must Appeal To Interest Rather Than Intellect.

Evils Come Not, Then Our Fears Are Vain; And If They Do Fear But Augments The Pain.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

The Madness Of Mobs Or The Insolence Of Soldiers, Or Both, When Too Near To Each Other, Occasion Some Mischief.

One Today Is Worth Two Tomorrows.