Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

There Is No Passion Of The Human Heart That Promises So Much And Pays So Little As Revenge.