In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

If You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.