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While The Work Or Play Is On, It Is A Lot Of Fun If While You Are Doing One You Don't Constantly Feel That You Ought To Be Doing The Other.

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

Accustomed As I Am To Public Speaking, I Know The Futility Of It.

The Trouble With This Country Is That There Are Too Many Politicians Who Believe, With A Conviction Based On Experience, That You Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time.