In Russia A Man Is Called Reactionary

There Are Two Things That Are More Difficult Than Making An After-dinner Speech: Climbing A Wall Which Is Leaning Toward You And Kissing A Girl Who Is Leaning Away From You.

God For A Month Of Power & A Good Shorthand Writer.

Any Idiot Can See Something Wrong. But Can You See What Is Right?

You Never Can Tell Whether Bad Luck May Not After All Turn Out To Be Good Luck.

How I Hated Schools, And What A Life Of Anxiety I Lived There. I Counted The Hours To The End Of Every Term, When I Should Return Home.