In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive Soul.

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

If I Couldn't Move, I Don't Know What I Would Do. That Would Be Terrifying For Me; I Don't Know How I'd Cope With That.

I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.