In Hollywood, Oscar Is King.

Fall Is My Favorite Season In Los Angeles, Watching The Birds Change Color And Fall From The Trees.

Hillary Has Now Erased All Of Her Emails, And She Also Had All Of Her Pantsuits Dry Cleaned.

Snooki Is Now A Published Author. I'm Blaming Sarah Palin. She Lowered The Bar.

Some Good News. Finally, President Bush Is Going To Do Something About Global Warming. He Became Alarmed When Another Chunk Of Ice Fell Off His Mother.

You Can't Eat Tomatoes Because They're Tainted With Deadly Salmonella. First There Was Tainted Lettuce. Now, Tainted Tomatoes. Who Would Have Thought That The Healthiest Part Of A B.l.t. Would Be The Bacon?