In Good Old Colonial Dunsboro, Masochism Is

The Career Of A Movie Star Consists Of Helping Everyone Else Forget Their Troubles. Using Charm And Beauty And Good Cheer To Make Life Look Easy.

I Don't Remember The Hotel Rooms Or The Airports But I Always Remember The Events.

If You Don’t Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic.

To Merely Observe Your Culture Without Contributing To It Seems Very Close To Existing As A Ghost.

So This Is Why I Write. Because Most Times, Your Life Isn’t Funny The First Time Through. Most Times, You Can Hardly Stand It. That’s Why I Write, Because Life Never Works Except In Retrospect. And Writing Makes You Look Back. Because Since You Can’t Control Life, At Least You Can Control Your Version.