In Football The Object Is To March

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

If You Had Chicken At Lunch And Chicken At Dinner, Do You Ever Wonder If The Two Chickens Knew Each Other?

I Do This Real Moron Thing, And It's Called Thinking. And Apparently I'm Not A Very Good American Because I Like To Form My Own Opinions.

I Like Florida. Everything Is In The 80s. The Temperatures, The Ages And The Iq's.

I Think Tv Remotes Should Have A Button That Allows You To Kill The Person On The Screen.