In Chicago, We Love Our Crooks!

My Greatest Fear Is That The Audience Will Beat Me To The Punch Line.

Don't Assume I'm Dumb Because I Wear A Suit And Tie.

Always Do Things The Least Interesting Way, The Most Blunt Way, And You Make A Better Movie. This Is My Experience.

I Like Bach. I Like Randy Newman.

It's Upsetting To Be A Man In Our Society.