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When I Came In, The City Was On The Edge Of Bankruptcy. I'm Proud Of What I Did. I Built The Foundation That Mayors After Me Built Upon - Particularly Bloomberg. But The Foundation Was Essential Because If It Hadn't Occurred, We Would Have Been Another Detroit.

I Changed The City Of New York. I Gave People Back Their Morale.

Whenever I Leave Manhattan, I Get The Bends!

If You Don't Like The President, It Costs You 90 Bucks To Fly To Washington To Picket. If You Don't Like The Governor, It Costs You 60 Bucks To Fly To Albany To Picket. If You Don't Like Me - 90 Cents.

Water, Water, Everywhere, Atlantic And Pacific. But New York City's Got Them Beat, Our Aqua Is Terrific!