Imma Be What I Set Out To

Saving Private Ryan Was Probably The Illest, Sickest Movie I've Ever Watched, And I Didn't See Anybody Criticizing That One For Violence.

..be Smart, Don't Be A Retard.

Of Course You Don't Want Your Kids Swearing. But Remember How Fun It Was To Cuss When You Were In The First Grade?

Never Take Ecstasy, Beer, Baccardi, Weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet Hb, Xanax, And Valium In The Same Day. It Makes It Difficult To Sleep At Night.

I’d Rather Die Than You Not Be By My Side.