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The Search For Truth In Cyberspace Will Take You Through The Wormhole, And There's Nothing On The Other Side But Pedants And Nitpickers And Bottomless Ambiguity. If You're Not Careful, You'll Spend All Your Time Proving Everything And Understanding Nothing.

The Skills Gap Is A Reflection Of What We Value. To Close The Gap, We Need To Change The Way The Country Feels About Work.

I'm Looking Forward To The Future, And Feeling Grateful For The Past.

Opportunity Usually Shows Up In Overalls And Looking Like Work.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.