If You Want Your Children To Listen,

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

If Criticism Is Needed, Do It Tactfully. Don't Use A Sledgehammer When A Fly Swatter Will Do The Job.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

The Real Trick Is To Stay Alive As Long As You Live.