If You Want To Feel At Home,

A Cheese May Disappoint. It May Be Dull, It May Be Naive, It May Be Oversophisticated. Yet It Remains Cheese, Milk's Leap Toward Immortality.

What Is A Sense Of Humor? Surely Not The Ability To Understand A Joke. It Comes Rather From A Residing Feeling Of One's Own Absurdity. It Is The Ability To Understand A Joke, And That The Joke Is On Oneself.

As Between Mileage And Experience Choose Experience.

My Son Is 7 Years Old. I Am 54. It Has Taken Me A Great Many Years To Reach That Age. I Am More Respected In The Community, I Am Stronger, I Am More Intelligent And I Think I Am Better Than He Is. I Don't Want To Be A Pal, I Want To Be A Father.

[books] Will Visit You At Your Convenience, Whether You Are Lonesome Or Not, On Rainy Days Or Fair. They Propose Themselves As Either Transient Acquaintances Or Permanent Friends. They Will Stay As Long As You Like, Departing Or Returning As You Wish. Their Friendship Entails No Obligation. Best Of All, And Not Always True Of Our Merely Human Friends, They Have Cleopatra's Infinite Variety.