If You Throw A Lamb Chop In

You Know The Troubles I've Had With My Two Older Children. I Can't Understand Why It Turned Out So Badly. I Tried To Give Them Everything. I Loved Them And Tried To Keep Them Near Me, Even When They Didn't Return My Love. Well, I Couldn't Make Them Love Me, But They Could Have Shown Some Respect. I Couldn't Insist On Love, But I Could Insist On Respect.

If You Have An Ounce Of Common Sense And One Good Friend You Don't Need An Analyst.

Choose Your Clothes For Your Way Of Life.

Send Me Flowers While I'm Alive. They Won't Do Me A Damn Bit Of Good After I'm Dead.

I Think That The Most Important Thing A Woman Can Have - Next To Talent, Of Course - Is Her Hairdresser.