If You Take A Negative, Turn It

Hi, I'm A Buck Tooth And I Like To Be Outside Past The Lips.

That Myspace Is The Story Of The Year. Everyone But My Mother Is On It.

If A Kid Is Really Interested In Wanting To Have A Career In Aviation, He's Actually Learning And Getting Some Of The [basics], Not Even Just Fringe. There Are Things In Here That Movie [planes] About Like The Pulp Of An Engine, And It's The Actual Engine, The Actual Parts And Pieces. So I Felt Like I Got Schooled As Well. I Learned A Lot Just Being In There And Doing That.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.