If You Speak Your Mind And If

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

I Feel That In-person Contact With People Is The Most Important Thing In Comedy. While I'm Up On Stage, I Can Actually Put Myself Into The Audience And Adjust My Pace And Tuning To Them. I Can Get Into Their Heads Through Their Ears And Through Their Eyes. Only Through This Total Communication Can I Really Achieve What I'm Trying To Do.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.