If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested,

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.