If You're Going To Have Sex, Use

I Couldn't Care Less If The Guy I'm Guarding Has Hiv. I'm Going To Slam Him Anyway.

I Want To Be Anywhere In The World That I'm Needed. I Want To Spread A Message Of Peace And Love Throughout The World.

If I Die Young, Everybody's Going To Say They Saw It Coming.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I Only Weigh 220, So I Have To Do Something To Keep From Being Tossed Around By All The Guys Who Weigh 250 And More. I Train Hard, But I Don't Try To Get Too Big.