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Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

I'm In A Position Of Feeling Secure Enough So That I Can Say What I Think Is Right And If So Many People Think It's Wrong That I Get Fired, Well, I've Got Enough To Eat.

Where Some People May See Loving Grandparents, I See A Pair Of Feckless Boobs Who Can't Drive, Take Way Too Long To Shop, And Don't Even Have The Most Basic Grasps On The New Technology. As A Staunch Supporter Of The Principles Of Darwinism, I Think That Advances In Modern Medicine Are Starting To Overrule The Survival Of The Fittest, And It's To Our [youngers'] Detriment.