If You Only Ever Heard Lady Gaga,

I Can't Think Of One Person Who Is On Tv Who Isn't Vain. It's The Nature Of The Beast. If You Are On Tv Then You Have A Vanity, For Sure. Just Admit It! Why Not?

If You've Got A Big Mouth And You're Controversial, You're Going To Get Attention.

I Should Get A Dog. I Would Get A Rescue Dog. I Like Mutts; I Don't Care. I Would Probably Get A Three-legged Dog No One Else Would Want.

Shave Off Your Beard And Wear A Dress. You Would Be A Great Female Impersonator.

You Have An Advantage If You Win. I Always Think It's Best To Be Remembered As A Winner Rather Than As The Runner-up. It's Definitely More Fun Getting The Gold Than It Is The Silver.