If You Live In America, You Don't

Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.

Decency Must Be An Even More Exhausting State To Maintain Than Its Opposite. Those Who Succeed Seem To Need A Stupefying Amount Of Sleep.

It's A Strange Situation, But People Will Pay Your Fare To Get You To Go And Tell Them How To Be Happy.

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

If Love Means Anything At All It Means Extending Your Hand To The Unlovable.