If You Have Nothing Good To Say

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.