If You Feel The Urge, Don't Be

Everything Is Funny As Long As It Is Happening To Somebody Else, But When It Happens To You, Why It Seems To Lose Some Of Its Humor, And If It Keeps On Happening, Why The Entire Laughter Kinder Fades Out Of It.

People Should Be More Concerned With The Return Of Their Principal Than The Return On Their Principal.

Old Hollywood Is Just Like A Desert Water In Africa. Hang Around Long Enough And Every Kind Of Animal In The World Will Drift In For Refreshments.

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.