If You Don't Try, If You Don't

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.