If You Don't Love Your Mother You

I Spent My Childhood Eating. The Only Exercise I Got Was Trying To Twist Off The Cap Of A Jar Of Mayonnaise.

If People Confront Me With Certain Questions, If They Are Not Right, I Will Not Answer Them.

I Don't Know About You, But Every Time Some Joker Points Me Out As I Walk Through An Airport Wearing Extra-small Dolfin Shorts, A Tank Top And Leg Warmers, I Get A Little Upset.

Being Successful Is Something That's Sometimes Hard To Deal With.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.