If You Don't Know How To Meditate

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

I Don't Aim To Offend.

Chic Murray Once Told Me He Fell In The Street, And A Woman Said To Him, "did You Fall?" He Said, "no, I'm Tryin' To Break A Bar Of Chocolate In My Back Pocket."

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.