If You Don't Ask Me Questions, I

Sweet Auburn, Loveliest Village Of The Plain.

Villainy, When Detected, Never Gives Up, But Boldly Adds Impudence To Imposture.

And What Is Friendship But A Name, A Charm That Lulls To Sleep, A Shade That Follows Wealth Or Fame, And Leaves The Wretch To Weep?

While Resignation Gently Slopes Away, And All His Prospects Brightening To The Last, His Heaven Commences Ere The World Be Past.

Our Garrick 's A Salad; For In Him We See Oil, Vinegar, Sugar, And Saltness Agree!