If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor

You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

Proper Respect To Others Is The Most Prudent Rule Of Directing The Measure Of Reverence Due To Ourselves.

With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One Expedient Is The Suggestion Of Another; But With The Irresolute, Defeat Usually Occasions Abandonment Of Purpose.

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.

I Generally Have A Real Strong Idea Or A Strong Punchline, And I Just Try To Get To It By Rambling Around, As I Don't Like To Memorize Words.