If You Can't Trust Your Coke Dealer,

People Who Have Experience And Credentials, They Should Be Talking About That [donald Trump Presenting On Tv]. I Know Everybody Cares About Ratings, But Come On. The Whole World Is Watching.

The Last Time A Straight Man Worked In The Fashion Industry, We Got A Fanny Pack.

I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work This Hard.

I'd Like To Go Out For A Cocktail... Or Seven.

I Have More Respect For Somebody Who's Like, 'yeah I Like To Party, So Screw Off,' Then For Tara , Who Talks About Not Partying And Ends Up Passed Out Underneath A Subway, Not A Subway Station, But The Actual Sandwich Shop - Two Days Later.