If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance,

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.