If You Can Find Humour In Anything,

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's Your Mother?”

We're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!