If You Ask Me To Play Myself,

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.

You'll Catch Your Death Of Cold. Clouseau: Yes, Yes I Probably Will But . . . Its All Part Of Life's Rich Pageantry, You Kneau.

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

Clouseau: Does Yer Dewg Bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends Down To Pet A Dachshund - It Snarls And Bites Him) I Thought You Said Yer Dewg Did Not Bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . Iz Not My Dog!