If You Are Pissing People Off, You

You're Made To Feel Ugly, And I Made Ugly Beautiful. Just By Sheer Persistence. Nobody Has The Right To Say That I Am Ugly, And I Will Not Be A Professional Victim, You Know. Sorry!

I Always Knew The Sixties Wasn't A Revolution. It Really Was Just A Bunch Of University Students With Wealthy Parents Having Fun.

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

Some Visualize The Pistols Era In Shades Of Black And White. It Wasn't. Actually, The Colors I Envision Are Neon Or Army Dirt Green With Fluorescent Pink--anything That Would Annoy."

I Don't Tolerate Liars. When Somebody Lies To Me, That's Really, Like, Just Unbearable.