If You Are An Ugly Woman, You

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.

Unfortunately, As I Tell My White Friends, We As Black People, We're Never Going To Be Successful Not Because Of You White People But Because Of Other Black People.