If You Act Like A Rock Star,

I've Been Able To Watch And To Weather A Lot Of Different Periods In Entertainment, Politics And Life.

I Refuse To Say Things Behind People's Backs.

I Am Truly Amazed That After All This Time, Religious Groups Still Need To Attack Entertainment And Use These Tragedies As A Pitiful Excuse For Their Own Self-serving Publicity. In Response To Their Protests, I Will Provide A Show Where I Balance My Songs With A Wholesome Bible Reading. This Way, Fans Will Not Only Hear My So-called, Violent Point Of View, But We Can Also Examine The Virtues Of Wonderful 'christian' Stories Of Disease, Murder, Adultery, Suicide And Child Sacrifice. Now That Seems Like 'entertainment' To Me.

Dear God, If You Were Alive, You Know We'd Kill You.

If You Dont Educate Your Kids... I Will.