If We See You Smoking We Will

A Theory Of The Universe That States: If Anyone Finds Out What The Universe Is For, It Will Disappear And Be Replaced By Something More Bizarrely Inexplicable.

One Always Overcompensates For Disabilities. I'm Thinking Of Having My Entire Body Surgically Removed.

A Beach House Isn't Just Real Estate. It's A State Of Mind.

There Was A Terribly Ghastly Silence. There Was A Terribly Ghastly Noise. There Was A Terribly Ghastly Silence.

He Hoped And Prayed That There Wasn't An Afterlife. Then He Realized There Was A Contradiction Involved Here And Merely Hoped That There Wasn't An Afterlife.