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If Any Job Should Give You A Company Car, It's The Car Bomb Business.

They Had So Much Rain In New York That A Lot Of The Cabbies Had Their First Shower In Years.

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Saddam Hussein Also Challenged President Bush To A Debate. The Butcher Of Baghdad Vs. The Butcher Of The English Language.

Republican Congressman Pete Hoekstra Has Charged The Bush Administration With Keeping Programs Secret From Congress. Somehow No One From Congress Reads The New York Times, I Guess.