If There's One Word That Sums Up

I Sometimes Feel That More Lousy Dishes Are Presented Under The Banner Of Pate Than Any Other.

Death Has This Much To Be Said For It: You Don't Have To Get Out Of Bed For It. Wherever You Happen To Be They Bring It To You—free.

Now And Then I Become Conscious Of Having The Reputation Of Being One Of The Great Drinkers, If Not One Of The Great Drunks, Of Our Time.

It's Never Pleasant To Have One's Unquestioning Beliefs Put In Their Historical Context, As I Know From Experience, I Can Assure You.

The Rewards For Being Sane May Not Be Very Many, But Knowing What's Funny Is One Of Them.