If People Want To Think I Get

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.