If Passion Drives You, Let Reason Hold

A Traveller Should Have A Hog's Nose, A Deer's Legs, And An Ass's Back.

He That Best Understands The World, Least Likes It

My Rule, In Which I Have Always Found Satisfaction, Is, Never To Turn Aside In Public Affairs Through Views Of Private Interest; But To Go Straight Forward In Doing What Appears To Me Right At The Time, Leaving The Consequences With Providence.

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

That Is Simple. In The Colonies We Issue Our Own Money. It Is Called Colonial Scrip. We Issue It In Proper Proportion To The Demands Of Trade And Industry To Make The Products Pass Easily From The Producers To The Consumers. In This Manner Creating For Ourselves Our Own Paper Money, We Control Its Purchasing Power, And We Have No Interest To Pay.