If Mankind Were Only Just What They

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.