If Lawyers Are Disbarred And Clergymen Defrocked,

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

Now, Some People Do This For Shock Value. Shock Is Just Another Uptown Word For Surprise. Granted It Has A Different Quality To It, But A Joke Is About Surprising Someone. I'm A Great Believer In Context. You Can Joke About Anything. I Do Like Finding Out Where The Line Is Drawn, Deliberately Crossing It And Bringing Some Of Them With Me Across The Line, And Having Them Be Happy That I Did.

What Exactly Is "midair"? Is There Some Other Part Of Air Besides The "mid" Part?

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.