If It's On The Internet, Then It's

For Some Reason The Most Devoted Mapheads Seem To Be Kids.

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

You Live Overseas, You See These Exotic Places And You Want To Know About Them. But, Weirdly, It Also Made Me Homesick For All These Very Prosaic Places In America.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.

Sure I Have A Cell-phone, So I Don't Have To Remember Everyone's Number Anymore, But That Really Wasn't A Core Part Of My Brain.