If It's A Boy, I'll Put Him

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

I Made Sure No Butt Cheek Hung Out. You Know, The Original Daisy, Catherine Bach's Shorts Were Shorter Than Mine.

Ah Swear, Ah Will Croak If She Asks Me For A Pair Of Nikes Instead Of Christian Louboutins!

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.