If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.

Do People Trip Over You?

I Must Confess That I Am Interested In Leisure In The Same Way That A Poor Man Is Interested In Money.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.